alicesevidence:

Being refered to as “my girl” makes me melt.

(via windbeneathmywngs)

"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth."

bahamvt:

straight girl: all the hot guys are gay

me: *shows her grindr*

straight girl: image

(via diamondtwink)

glassbonespaperskin:

Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…

(via lookin-so-crazy-in-love)

How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.