laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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flowerfrick:

cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell your partner “my spidey senses are tingling”

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