aietala:

Please don’t let me go to bed without her head placed on my chest and the bed sheets wrapping me in tightly to her.

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californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

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slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via officialwhitegirls)

If I date you,

I see myself marrying you.

I see myself building with you.

I see myself growing with you.

I don’t date just to pass time.

I’m dating you because I see potential in you.

(Source: diaryofakanemem, via kay4gayz)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

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