jail:

when someone other than you makes fun of you friend 

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kittyofinsanity:

attackthellama:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday

team i can do math and an excellent english paper, but they will take me four times as long as their supposed to

(via noctstiel)

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

(via noctstiel)

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

(via noctstiel)

hypermanias:

Please, for the love of god, listen to autistic people talk about autism. Share things written by autistic people about autism. Give autistic people the loudest voice when it comes to autism.

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via precumming)

hotclog:

when ur friend makes u look dumb in front of your crushimage

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